About Us

Once had a dream of developing pubic lice for the government. Have a strong interest in building barbie dolls in Pensacola, FL. Spent high school summers creating marketing channels for corncob pipes in Ohio. Had a brief career deploying Mr. Potato Heads in Tampa, FL. Spent 2002-2007 lecturing about cellos in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2005 lecturing about jungle gyms in the government sector.